signs that we're becoming older.

scenario 1:
after sweeneytodd..
me: i still don't understand why it's m18. it's so nc16. but that's me..
(spots person in front on escalator)
me: so is that a girl or a guy..?
amanda: i seriously don't know...

scenario 2:
shopping..
amanda: why does everyone look like her?
me: who?
amanda: the shop keeper
(spots girl with huge long hair, black everything and very black eyeliner)
me: ya emo is soo overstated now. everyone dresses emo now.
amanda: ya man.. everyone everywhere..
me: ya. they're so emo, they make me look happy.

scenario 3:
slugging over coffee..
amanda: is that a girl or guy?
me: which one?
amanda: the one in boots..
(spots person in purple top and tote. high cut boots with heels)
me: girl la. those are girl boots. kitten heels and all..
amanda: but the shoulders.. very man
me: got abit of boobs.. i don't know..
amanda: man boobs!
me: but got butt! girl butt.
(person turns around)
both: OK. totally male. ewwww.....
me: maybe she's just a very ugly female..
amanda: nope. totally male.
me: maybe.. he used to be a she. and those are really expensive boots..
amanda: yaa...

scenario 4:
crossing the road to liang seah..
(spots group of young punks smoking, all with huge/long&unkempt hair coupled with skinnies)
me: omg! you think they spend too much on cigarettes, not enough left to cut hair?
eunice: omg! i was just about to say the exact same thing!! no money to cut hair.


am i confused? or just.. not in sync?